This news just in from our "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" Department.
Noted Las Vegas personality Wayne Fucking Newton has publicly declared his unambiguous backing for Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. "Anybody would be deaf, dumb, and blind" to not support Reid in the upcoming election, according to the entertainment icon. Newton, a Republican, also stated that Reid is a "personal friend."
Here is the man himself playing the hell out of a banjo and singing "Ma She's Makin' Eyes At Me" (seriously, watch the whole thing -- it just keeps getting better, and weirder):