Rick "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" Santorum

Who let the flying monkeys out?
(screech, screech, scree-screech)
Who let the flying monkeys out?
(screech, screech, scree-screech)

If this doesn't make sense to you, and you want to learn more, please see Stephanie Mencimer's piece at Mother Jones: Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem. (If the Mother Jones link doesn't work for any reason, here is link to the same article at the Huffington Post.)

"I've sort of been in denial about the fact that Rick Santorum is going to run for president," Savage says. "But now I'm going to have to sic my flying monkeys on him."