Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Pre-emptive snark about Rajan Zed's forthcoming overtures to Miley Cyrus

Back in July of 2011 (getting close to a year ago now), Miley Cyrus tweeted: 'Dear Universe, For my next life can I please come back as some form of marine life?'

World Renowned Shameless Blowhard and Craven Self-Promoter Rajan Zed immediately lept upon this innocent example of a young person rejoicing in the beauty of nature (Miley was at the beach that day, enjoying the water), and fired off a salvo of press releases claiming that Cyrus was "endorsing" Hinduism, and taking the opportunity to volunteer to be her spiritual adviser (an offer he has also publicly made to Julia Roberts, Lady GaGa, Brad Pitt, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Gisele Bündchen, and Lindsay Lohan, so far with no takers)

One shudders to think what Zed will make of today's bombshell revelation that Miley Cyrus is a proponent of meditation!


Miley Cyrus urges young girls to meditate to get real-life answers

From the desk of Rajan Zed: Miley Cyrus, Naked Yoga, the Church of Norway, and so forth ....

Rajan Zed: Some Negative Reviews

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