Tuesday, November 24, 2009

"Christian Side Hug": Is this for real????

Since first hearing about it (by way of Mamiel's always fascinating Impotent Rage blog) I have been very tempted to suspect that the "Christian Side Hug" viral video is a hoax. It is just too perfect! Also, it seems to be impossible to find out anything about the video: what is the name of this smarmy Christian Rap Group? Where and when does this performance take place? Who is behind the video itself? And, most importantly of all, are there really Christians who really, seriously, truly, advocate "side hugs"???

However, the answer to that last question appears to be "yes". I found a 2006 entry in an Christian blog that actually criticizes the "side hug" and suggests replacing it with "the enthusiastic high five". The Christian blogger in question goes on to offer a very reasonable sounding explanation of the origins of the "side hug" among Christians:
I realize that the side hug probably started occuring because of two main reasons. First, there was some concern amongst churchfolk that full-frontal hugs could arrouse sexual tension between a man and a woman. It might send mixed signals and confuse both parties, thus we should clearly communicate with perhaps a few pats around the shoulder, "Hey...you're...a...good...friend." Thus we came up with the side hug to avert this all together to show people that we're close, but not that close. The second reason is because somewhere along the way guys were educated to the point that they realized that giving hugs showed they had some degree of emotional depth. However, going in for the real deal posed too much of a threat to their masculinity, so they came up with the side-hug as a worthy compromise.
[From the "There and Back Again" blog -- entry for 3-23-2006]
The person who wrote this blog entry sounds very matter-of-fact about all this, and also sounds quite rational, sane and intelligent. And there are several comments to that blog entry, one of them from a young Christian minister who says that he was taught to give side-hugs as part of his training! So it looks like this is the real thing. Oh. My. Fucking. Gods.

It really still could be a hoax. But if it is then it is a very well done and well researched hoax!!


Quercus said...

I think it's real. Check out their "Rules Rap Fina Mix" on Youtube; it's apparently the introductory video to some youth pastor conference.
Judging from their other...um..."parodies", the delivery may be tongue-in-cheek, but the message is very real.
Evil as it is, I still can't stop giggling. And I apologize to anyone who actually goes and watches the "Rules Rap".

Chas S. Clifton said...

Wiggaz for Christ. . .

Thanks for sharing this, I think.