Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Rajan Zed's Mysterious Silence on Miley Cyrus' Latest Yoga Tweets

It has now been almost three week since Miley Cyrus tweeted the following:

"Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss"

"Para para paradise ... Rare to get a moment to thank the universe for all my blessings in the form of yoga in a place like this."

Inquiring minds want to know why Rajan Zed suddenly has nothing to say. Past Yoga-related tweets from Cyrus have resulted in rapid and fullsome responses from teh intertubes' favorite "Hindu Statesmen."

Some have speculated that Zed is pissed off at Cyrus because she has spurned his past overtures offering to be her Yoga teacher. Another theory is that Zed is miffed because Cyrus has also declined repeated requests that Cyrus volunteer to be a spokesmodel for one or more of Zed's innumerable self-aggrandizing "campaigns."

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Unknown said...

I am miffed that Cyrus has declined my repeated requests, too.

...If I was a guy, I would have made that last line more inappropriate. I think I'm still a little ashamed of finding Miley hot...

Apuleius Platonicus said...

Hi Katy! Sorry to hear it's not working out between you and Miley. Oh well, it's her loss.

cloudear said...

Damn good yoga pose she's doing though. she's got the world by the nuts right now. Four decent habit forming songs, more shocking than the entire decade of nineties underground music, and near perfect bone structure to boot. I'm an old altrocker. Its hard to admit she's under the skin.