
1. Ox? What ox?
In my dreams I'm a rock star.
Please don't disturb my sleep
with talk about some ox.
What ox?
2. I don't even own an ox!
Whaddya mean I'm just a peasant
like everyone else?
If I was a peasant, I'd need an ox.
But I don't even own an ox!
3. The ox perceives you.
Here I am, up on stage.
But what's that ox doing in the audience?
Why is he looking at me like that?
I don't like the looks of this!

How the hell did that ox
get up on my stage!?!?
Security! Where's my goddammed security!
Somebody help me!
5. No escape - cornered by the ox.
I thought backstage
I'd be safe.
Nobody's allowed backstage
without a special pass!
6. Being stomped on and gored by the ox
Where is everyone?
Why won't anyone help me?
I thought they all loved me,
but now I realize they were all laughing at me.
7. Selling the ox for drinking money. Good riddance!
Well, maybe I did own an ox after all -
but now I'm rid of it.
And I'm off to celebrate
my new found freedom!
8. Missing the ox. It was such a great ox....
Man, that ox was the best ox
anyone ever had.
He was my best friend
in the whole world!

Please Gods, I realize
I made a mistake.
I didn't know any better -
but now I do. Pleeeeeease!
10. Oh, but not this ox. My old ox was much better!
Hey - what's this?
Some kind of joke?
This new ox
is completely unacceptable!
[A much more traditional take on the Ox-herding pictures can be found here.]
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